Here's a joke from the American depression, 1930s. It was told to me by a Republican who thought it was hilarious.
A young boy is hitchhiking and a car comes along. The driver leans across the seat and asks 'You a Republican or Democrat?" The boy replies "Democrat!" and the car speeds off. This happens over and over again.
It's getting late, the kid is tired, and a car pulls over. It's driven by an attractive woman whose blouse reveals a lot of cleavage. "Republican or Democrat?," she asks. Finally getting smart the boy happily shouts out "Republican!"
As they drive along, the woman places a hand on the boy's knee and massages it for a while. She then slowly pulls up the hem of her skirt a bit and turns to him and winks. Soon she's stopped the car, they're in the back seat and the kid is having the time of his life. When it's all over, the woman asks "Well, what did you think?"
"Wow!," replies the boy "I've only been a Republican for twenty minutes and I already fucked someone."
A young boy is hitchhiking and a car comes along. The driver leans across the seat and asks 'You a Republican or Democrat?" The boy replies "Democrat!" and the car speeds off. This happens over and over again.
It's getting late, the kid is tired, and a car pulls over. It's driven by an attractive woman whose blouse reveals a lot of cleavage. "Republican or Democrat?," she asks. Finally getting smart the boy happily shouts out "Republican!"
As they drive along, the woman places a hand on the boy's knee and massages it for a while. She then slowly pulls up the hem of her skirt a bit and turns to him and winks. Soon she's stopped the car, they're in the back seat and the kid is having the time of his life. When it's all over, the woman asks "Well, what did you think?"
"Wow!," replies the boy "I've only been a Republican for twenty minutes and I already fucked someone."
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